These Are Real Words Now
Let me instruct you in some of my obscure vocabulary from yesterday.
Mmphphphmnnnangng. This is what you say when you wake up and you realize that at some bizarre moment in your sleep you have bitten your tongue and can no longer speak, yawn, chew or swallow without extreme pain shooting into your ear from your mouth.
Mmllammungmmmmumm. This is the sound you make when you realize your chili dog is soft enough to chew without causing significant dicomfort.
Aauugghghghrruuungnahh. This is the sound you make when you find out that your car has been boxed in the parking lot and there is no way you will be able to get to work on time under your own power.
Whaauuhhhummuaahhuuuh. This is the sound you make when someone turns on Christmas music before the end of October.
That will end the lesson for today. Happy Halloween! I'm dressing as Dr. Heinemann.
posted by daniel @ 6:27 AM
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3 Comments:
grumglmimngh...
The sound I made when I was trying not to laugh while reading this post in a crowded public area. =)
Happy Halloween !!
That's not the sound I make when my car gets boxed in LOL ;)
Im still trying to figure out what the names you typed are.. but my fav that I use Derrrrr.
You know when It feels like you got fuzz in your mouth? (ok that wasn't pc but..) and you make that sound?? It always reminds me of a cow chewing its cud. I can say that because I used to; well my parents at one time owned a few head of cattle (and all the bodies as well for that fact).
It is interesting what other people do and how they do it.. What do you do to stiffle a laugh when soomeone is doing their chili dog/tongue bite thingie one?? Now theres a tough one.
Take care buddy, Oh I went to my best friends grand kids dance party (im getting mixed up now) in pj's with my teddy bear, my hair in pony tails and a dog purse. Good thing too because I ended up crashing at her place, getting up at 3 am to finish up the touches for her pumkin carving party. OMG now there was a party. Wish you could have been there.
You shoulda heard the kids making noises after eating that hot chili.
lata,
Simone Darfox
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